Aryan Skynet

Once Aryan Skynet Goes Live It Doesn't Matter Who Pulled The Switch

Tag Archives: humor

The “Aryan Skynet” Hoax

[Aryan Skynet is proudly nonplussed to present this admittedly penetrating guest post from prominent independent researcher, physicist, mathematician, photographic detective, and portraitist Meters W. Mathis. – Rainer Chlodwig von K.] … Continue reading

April 1, 2017 · 15 Comments

Globalist Warming: The Fire Rises

“According to Berkeley professor and former US Secretary of Labor Robert Reich, Donald Trump’s ‘lies’ caused the riots in Sweden on Monday night,” Chris Menahan reports at Information Liberation. Earlier … Continue reading

February 24, 2017 · 36 Comments

Latest ISIS Conquest: The Dustbin of Hilarity

Britain’s Mirror reports today on “bizarre claims” that a “Biblical storm cloud of dust and rain [has been] ‘sent by God to put a barrier between Israel and ISIS’”. The … Continue reading

December 8, 2016 · 10 Comments

Fauxy Lady: An Interview with Hillary Clinton’s Lookalike and America’s Next President

Readers will probably be familiar with photographs seeming to show a woman other than Hillary Clinton leaving her daughter’s apartment on September 11th. “Social media users have begun sharing photo … Continue reading

September 24, 2016 · 53 Comments

Foul Balls to the Beaner Wall: A No-Holds-Barred Postgame Rap-Up with Mr. Sporting Aktion

Aryan Skynet recently had the pleasure of sitting down with color-challenged commentator Mr. Sporting Aktion, whose forays into gladiator battle in Twitter’s virtual race war arena can be found @hard_JAX. … Continue reading

June 18, 2016 · 8 Comments

White Muslim Sam Hyde Identified as Second Homophobic Massacre Gunman in Orlando

If a single lesson emerges from the tragic terror of the pile of patriotically pozzed corpses on the dancefloor of the Pulse men’s club in Orlando, it is the undeniable … Continue reading

June 12, 2016 · 24 Comments

The Reservation Option

What got this redskin’s loincloth in a bunch? Personally, I’m looking forward to living on one of the many reservations that will accommodate our people in the not-too-distant future. Seriously, … Continue reading

April 1, 2016 · 39 Comments

Disgraced Performer’s Past Shrouded in Mystery, Riddled with Cult Memberships and Unexplained White Supremacist Associations

[Ordinarily Aryan Skynet does not publish articles written by communist Jewesses, but this investigative piece from Professor Velvita Krohn-Kryberg of Brooklyn’s Waters Eastward University is so extraordinarily impactful and relevant … Continue reading

January 10, 2016 · 11 Comments

A Hitler for the Eighties

Competition is fierce in the struggle – the eternal kampf – to seize the iron laurels of New Hitler status. Muammar Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Vladimir … Continue reading

December 23, 2015 · 28 Comments

Carto’s Last Laugh

As Aryan Skynet readers are probably aware, the world of white nationalism lost one of its greats last month with the death of the populist publishing titan Willis Carto, a … Continue reading

November 27, 2015 · 8 Comments