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Crazy Racist Asians: Come Collect Your Uncle!

The most incendiary trend to scorch our political landscape these past few weeks has not been the literal rape apologetics espoused by defenders of Brett Kavanaugh. No, for the “woke” … Continue reading

September 29, 2018 · 33 Comments

Filthy French

I have written before about the genesis of stereotypes in germs of actuality1. This reality, furthermore, is hardly limited to those negative traits we associate with obnoxious members of other … Continue reading

August 27, 2018 · 25 Comments

Dark Star Risible: Gary Lachman’s Goofy Exploration of the Trumpian Occult

I'm only a few pages into your pathetic Alt-Right cash-in book and already regard it as an instant camp classic. Thanks for the unintentional laughs, sir. https://t.co/r941q6zcEt — R. Chlodwig … Continue reading

June 17, 2018 · 26 Comments

Reading Robert Stark’s Novel Gave Me AIDS

What is a true aristocrat? This is one of the questions pondered by Robert Stark in his startling novel The Journey to Vapor Island. Stark, for those unacquainted with him, … Continue reading

April 22, 2018 · 42 Comments

Help Trump Figure Out Where To Bomb

“Hey Donald, you want to hit Syria, right?” — Hunter Wallace https://gab.ai/occdissent/posts/23607369 Promising war by tweet, insults not only the Constitution but every soldier who puts their life on the … Continue reading

April 11, 2018 · 22 Comments

The “Aryan Skynet” Hoax

[Aryan Skynet is proudly nonplussed to present this admittedly penetrating guest post from prominent independent researcher, physicist, mathematician, photographic detective, and portraitist Meters W. Mathis. – Rainer Chlodwig von K.] … Continue reading

April 1, 2017 · 15 Comments

Globalist Warming: The Fire Rises

“According to Berkeley professor and former US Secretary of Labor Robert Reich, Donald Trump’s ‘lies’ caused the riots in Sweden on Monday night,” Chris Menahan reports at Information Liberation. Earlier … Continue reading

February 24, 2017 · 36 Comments

Latest ISIS Conquest: The Dustbin of Hilarity

Britain’s Mirror reports today on “bizarre claims” that a “Biblical storm cloud of dust and rain [has been] ‘sent by God to put a barrier between Israel and ISIS’”. The … Continue reading

December 8, 2016 · 10 Comments

Fauxy Lady: An Interview with Hillary Clinton’s Lookalike and America’s Next President

Readers will probably be familiar with photographs seeming to show a woman other than Hillary Clinton leaving her daughter’s apartment on September 11th. “Social media users have begun sharing photo … Continue reading

September 24, 2016 · 53 Comments

Foul Balls to the Beaner Wall: A No-Holds-Barred Postgame Rap-Up with Mr. Sporting Aktion

Aryan Skynet recently had the pleasure of sitting down with color-challenged commentator Mr. Sporting Aktion, whose forays into gladiator battle in Twitter’s virtual race war arena can be found @hard_JAX. … Continue reading

June 18, 2016 · 8 Comments