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The “Aryan Skynet” Hoax

[Aryan Skynet is proudly nonplussed to present this admittedly penetrating guest post from prominent independent researcher, physicist, mathematician, photographic detective, and portraitist Meters W. Mathis. – Rainer Chlodwig von K.] … Continue reading

April 1, 2017 · 15 Comments

Hipster Mormons Culturally Appropriating Hindu Holiday

White people just can’t win. They tell us we’re supposed to “celebrate diversity” and we’re accused of “ignorance” if we don’t. But then when we do try to appreciate aspects … Continue reading

March 29, 2017 · 34 Comments

The Devil’s Marxists

Rob Zombie (stage name of Massachusetts native Robert Cummings) has, since the moonrise of the twenty-first century, made a name for himself as a filmmaker with outings such as his … Continue reading

October 28, 2016 · 64 Comments

Fauxy Lady: An Interview with Hillary Clinton’s Lookalike and America’s Next President

Readers will probably be familiar with photographs seeming to show a woman other than Hillary Clinton leaving her daughter’s apartment on September 11th. “Social media users have begun sharing photo … Continue reading

September 24, 2016 · 53 Comments

A List Of Things That Are Racist

I was unaware that eating three square meals a day is racist, but it is: Why You Should Stop Eating Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner: Dogmatic adherence to mealtimes is anti-science, … Continue reading

September 8, 2016 · 10 Comments

The Future’s So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades

Donald Trump’s latest speech on immigration was about as good as it gets, as good as possible under the current conditions. He didn’t back down. He made it clear that … Continue reading

September 5, 2016 · 37 Comments

Donald Trump The Hipster Racist

You knew they would get around to it eventually. The whole Trump = Hitler thing triggered Godwin’s Law too quickly. It’s hard painting Donald Trump, a celebrity libertine New York … Continue reading

August 23, 2016 · 16 Comments

Open Thread: Donald Trump

The campaign has become an exercise in tribalism. “Issues” often take a backseat to personalities, but in this case, everything is taking a backseat to identity. Trump is now clearly … Continue reading

August 14, 2016 · 48 Comments

Foul Balls to the Beaner Wall: A No-Holds-Barred Postgame Rap-Up with Mr. Sporting Aktion

Aryan Skynet recently had the pleasure of sitting down with color-challenged commentator Mr. Sporting Aktion, whose forays into gladiator battle in Twitter’s virtual race war arena can be found @hard_JAX. … Continue reading

June 18, 2016 · 8 Comments

White Muslim Sam Hyde Identified as Second Homophobic Massacre Gunman in Orlando

If a single lesson emerges from the tragic terror of the pile of patriotically pozzed corpses on the dancefloor of the Pulse men’s club in Orlando, it is the undeniable … Continue reading

June 12, 2016 · 24 Comments