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An Open Letter to George Soros

Mr. Soros, you are advanced in years. At eighty-eight, there is only so much more that you will be able to add to the accomplishments of your remarkable lifetime of … Continue reading

February 9, 2019 · 28 Comments

Ice Cube Is a Prostitute

O’Shea Jackson, better known as Ice Cube, released his tenth solo album, Everythangs Corrupt, in December of last year. The effort has its moments of fun, but overall does not … Continue reading

February 2, 2019 · 10 Comments

Dark Star Risible: Gary Lachman’s Goofy Exploration of the Trumpian Occult

I'm only a few pages into your pathetic Alt-Right cash-in book and already regard it as an instant camp classic. Thanks for the unintentional laughs, sir. https://t.co/r941q6zcEt — R. Chlodwig … Continue reading

June 17, 2018 · 26 Comments

Trump Hired ‘Israeli Spy Firm’ to Attack American Officials via ‘Dirty Ops’

UK newspaper The Guardian revealed that someone in the Trump administration, presumably Jared Kushner, Trump’s Jewish son-in-law, hired “a private intelligence agency” to attack American members of the previous US … Continue reading

May 6, 2018 · 40 Comments

Institutional Hipster Racism at the Starbucks

The full weight of America’s legacy of institutional hipster racism recently came crashing down on two innocent Black men who dindu nuffin. Philadelphia’s police commissioner on Saturday defended the arrest … Continue reading

April 15, 2018 · 33 Comments

Buy My Book, You Bigots!

Most of my life has frankly been pretty tawdry and stupid, with few accomplishments I can claim for myself; but if I die tonight – culturally enriched in some dark … Continue reading

March 1, 2018 · 112 Comments

Aryanism Incorporated

Followers of Richard Spencer and the AltRight.com crew have probably noticed how the smirkers’ frat-house-channeling Alt-Right Politics podcasts have, over the last several months, placed a new emphasis on imperialism-posting, … Continue reading

February 22, 2018 · 82 Comments

Paul Nehlen

Paul F. Nehlen, III (born May 9, 1969) is a successful businessman turned politician. After a failed 2016 bid to unseat Republican Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, Nehlen is … Continue reading

January 23, 2018 · 84 Comments

Kai Murros Predicted the Rise of the Alt-Right Ten Years Ago

Speaking in London in 2007, Finnish pan-Aryan nationalist and revolutionary theorist Kai Murros delivered inspiring remarks which, if overly optimistic, are nonetheless strikingly prescient and still capable of uplifting morale: … Continue reading

July 12, 2017 · 39 Comments

Pretty Wotan: Doing Das Ooby Dooby with Goy Orbison of the Houston Goylers

Aryan Skynet is prouder than a Proud Boy to present this dynamic duet with Twitter titan and Houston Goylers Co-Founder and Chief Propagandist Goy Orbison, a.k.a. OrbiSon of a Gun. … Continue reading

April 29, 2017 · 91 Comments