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Folk Music As a Function Of Race and Ethnicity

The happa/Asian boy hates it. The one kind of prim and proper white girl says her dad plays it but it’s obviously too masculine for her to really like it. … Continue reading

July 8, 2018 · 9 Comments

Happy Fourth Of July From Your Patriotic Friends At Aryan Skynet

We’re an American band
We’re comin’ to your town
We’ll help you party it down
We’re an American band

July 3, 2018 · 17 Comments

“We Shall Fight In The Pricey Farm-To-Table Organic Restaurants”

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in department stores … “They’re not going to be able to go to a restaurant, they’re not going to be … Continue reading

June 26, 2018 · 31 Comments

Weekend Open Thread: Won’t Someone Please Think of the Children?

After months of waiting, the “Workers Without Borders” caravan made it from Honduras to the US, and now Hitler Trump hates brown babies. I was trying to think of all … Continue reading

June 22, 2018 · 28 Comments

Letters To Hipster: Questions From A Russian Reader

Hello, Hipster Racist I’m a 21-year old guy from Russia, I’ve been reading your blog and AryanSkynet for quite a bit, so Ive got a few questions for you if … Continue reading

June 11, 2018 · 44 Comments

Trump Hired ‘Israeli Spy Firm’ to Attack American Officials via ‘Dirty Ops’

UK newspaper The Guardian revealed that someone in the Trump administration, presumably Jared Kushner, Trump’s Jewish son-in-law, hired “a private intelligence agency” to attack American members of the previous US … Continue reading

May 6, 2018 · 40 Comments

Whites Offended At ‘Yellow Fever’ Restaurant Opening At Whole Foods

White shoppers at yuppie organic food chain Whole Foods expressed their outrage over a new Pan-Asian eatery called “Yellow Fever” opening at the Long Beach location. Local Brin Inks, presumed … Continue reading

April 28, 2018 · 7 Comments

Institutional Hipster Racism at the Starbucks

The full weight of America’s legacy of institutional hipster racism recently came crashing down on two innocent Black men who dindu nuffin. Philadelphia’s police commissioner on Saturday defended the arrest … Continue reading

April 15, 2018 · 33 Comments

Help Trump Figure Out Where To Bomb

“Hey Donald, you want to hit Syria, right?” — Hunter Wallace https://gab.ai/occdissent/posts/23607369 Promising war by tweet, insults not only the Constitution but every soldier who puts their life on the … Continue reading

April 11, 2018 · 22 Comments

Syria: Deja Vu All Over Again

April 4, 2018 President Trump has instructed military leaders to withdraw U.S. troops from Syria as soon as possible and told them he wants Arab allies to take over and … Continue reading

April 9, 2018 · 30 Comments