Once Aryan Skynet Goes Live It Doesn't Matter Who Pulled The Switch
The full weight of America’s legacy of institutional hipster racism recently came crashing down on two innocent Black men who dindu nuffin.
Philadelphia’s police commissioner on Saturday defended the arrest of two black men as they sat in a Starbucks coffee shop, and said his officers had to act after Starbucks employees told them the pair were trespassing.
Video of Thursday’s incident, which was taken by an onlooker and shared widely online, showed other patrons telling officers that the pair were doing nothing wrong and appeared to be targeted merely for their race.
Ever vigilant “not racist” Whites were there however to protest this incredible injustice. One White bystander took the opportunity to party like it’s 1959 and confront the police, thus showing his “not racist” bona fides and positioning himself as a “White ally” in case the United States evolves into South Africa in the near future.
“Ridiculous! What did they get called for? Two Black guys sitting here eating?” – Very Concerned White Man
The Black police chief of Philadelphia explained that no one is more concerned with “racism” than he is, but pointed out that the two Black men had been asked to leave multiple times, but refused, and after the police arrived, continued their Civil Right Sit Down Strike until they were arrested for trespassing. Thus, were arrested for Sitting While Black.
Of course internet Anti-Racists have decided to take matters into their own hands, and are calling for a “doxing” of the Starbucks manager to subject her to ritual humiliation, loss of employment or perhaps a “Kill the Boer, Kiss the Boer” style corrective rape. Apparently she’s not just an overworked and underpaid coffee shop shift manager, but in actuality a White Supremacist Terrorist.
The person who called the police on them, she is the store manager and her name is [REDACTED]. She is the person who thought that she could secretly call police to have these black men harassed, arrested, or maybe she thought the cops would just shoot and kill them in the store. Feel free to complain on the Starbucks corporate website also feel free to look up Miss [REDACTED] on LinkedIn as well. Many of these white supremacist terrorist carry-out acts like this in secret thinking they can call the police to have black men harassed or worse. Please share this person’s name.
Store manager [REDACTED] is racist and so is Starbucks. The only way to send a clear message to these companies that we as a public are not going to stand for this is to boycott them and hit them in their pockets. Protesting is a waste of time marching up and down the street is a waste of time, but boycotting companies who allow evil like this to happen because they are racist, the best way to handle them is to nonviolently shut them off from our dollar bill. There are many local coffee houses that would appreciate money coming from black people and money coming from people who want to go somewhere and spend in a non racist non bigoted environment. Since we live in the days of Donald Trump and these racist feel embolden, we all must understand that racist care more about money then they do about hating people of color.
If you are a evolved white person then you too should join in and boycott Starbucks and pass the word around that Starbucks is not worthy of any Americans dollar bill. If all Starbucks care about is getting money from white people, and they choose to ignore the fact that Black America represents 1.3 trillion consumer spending dollars, then that is their loss. We live in a Time where if a business is not willing to cater to the social sensitivity of customers then that business should not have access to our money. The name of the racist store manager that called the police is [REDACTED]. And she probably knew some of those cops and I would not be surprised if they were in on it somehow together. Philadelphia Police Department has a terrible Legacy of racism and police brutality when dealing with black men especially. — Anthony Swope “Swope97”
(Editor’s note: paragraphs added in a blatant display of Euro-centrism.)
Many of the Good Whites in the comment section point out that they often go to Starbucks to use the wifi without paying, although this author finds that story to be a bit unbelievable, because all the American Starbucks this author can remember gave you a wifi code only after your ordered something.
This latest Mississippi Burning episode comes just a few years after Starbuck’s ill-fated “Race Together” campaign, in which Starbucks baristas were encourage to “begin a conversation about race” with customers waiting in line for coffee.
I know what readers are thinking, “when did Hipster start plagiarizing The Onion for these posts?” This author is flattered but must protest that my satirical skills aren’t even in that league:
Howard Schultz doesn’t have all the answers.
It’s early April, just five days after a police officer fatally shot Walter Scott, an unarmed black man, in South Carolina, and the Starbucks CEO is on stage at Spelman College, the historically black institution of higher learning for women. He’s here for a panel discussion with United Negro College Fund chief Michael Lomax and Spelman president Beverly Tatum
Only three weeks earlier, he made waves with Starbucks’s “Race Together” initiative, an effort to spark a national dialogue about race in response to the killings of Michael Brown and Eric Garner–two other unarmed black men–and subsequent civil unrest. It was a bold idea that backfired. Starbucks had encouraged its baristas to write “Race Together” on the cups of coffee they served and engage customers in conversations. But critics lampooned what came across as a superficial gesture, and the backlash exploded onto social media, where Race Together received 2.5 billion impressions in less than 48 hours–much of it, Schultz complains, driven by a barrage of negative tweets filled with “visceral hate and contempt for the company and for me personally.”
In any case, it looks like Blacks will be boycotting Starbucks which may prevent such racist atrocities in the future. However, Hipster Racists shouldn’t get too excited at the thought of a darkie-free coffee shop experience: Starbucks CEO (((Howard Schultz))) is an avowed “Active Zionist.”
On this website, it notes an award given to Schultz is no longer listed on the Starbucks website: “In 1998 he was honored by the Jerusalem Fund of Aish HaTorah with ‘The Israel 50th Anniversary Friend of Zion Tribute Award’ for his services to the Zionist state in ‘playing a key role in promoting close alliance between the United States and Israel.”
The Jerusalem Fund of Aish HaTorah funds Israeli arms fairs…” The site adds that this listing was removed from Starbucks home page.”
The original page listing Howard Schultz Israel Award as an award for Starbucks can still be seen on their site.
The new page is shown below with no mention of the Israeli connection.”
In fact, it looks like Muslims may also be boycotting Starbucks after suffering extreme “embarrassment” when served refreshments from the notoriously Zionist chain:
“Schultz has been praised by the Israeli government for sponsoring pro-Israel, anti-Palestinian seminars on college campuses (“Losing the Media Battle,” Jerusalem Report, April 22, 2002) and his company has sponsored a fund-raising event for the Israel Emergency Solidarity Fund, an organization which engages in crass anti-Palestinian propaganda to raise money to support the families of Israeli soldiers who have died while protecting Israel’s illegal military occupation of Palestinian territories.”
Reubner wrote: “Because the CEO of Starbucks is so supportive of Israel and the system of apartheid that it has foisted on the Palestinian people, we strongly urge you to reconsider your arrangement to serve Starbucks products”.
It’s been rumored that Schultz now only owns 4% of the company and at 55 may be heading for retirement. Perhaps in just a few years, Starbucks will hit the trifecta: No Blacks, No Muslims, No Jews. Now if they could only make a decent cup of coffee.