Once Aryan Skynet Goes Live It Doesn't Matter Who Pulled The Switch
Most of my life has frankly been pretty tawdry and stupid, with few accomplishments I can claim for myself; but if I die tonight – culturally enriched in some dark alley by a vibrant Wakandan aerospace engineer or Freddied by one of Obama’s inspirational DREAM warriors – I can go to my ghetto grave with the consolation that my tenure here on earth has not been totally squandered. Today is in a way the climax of my existence – at least so far – as I can finally and proudly announce the publication of my long-in-the-works blockbuster book Protocols of the Elders of Zanuck: Psychological Warfare and Filth at the Movies!
Five years in the making, this book is the definitive Alt-Right statement on Hollywood, covering every topic from the glorification of war and the lionization of magic blacks to deep state plots and degenerate sexual practices in America’s movie capital. From Soylent Green to Swordfish, from Heathers to Hellraiser: Bloodline, this work contains my most radical, never-before-published reinterpretations of cinema both low and highbrow, familiar and obscure. The book also constitutes a provocative contribution to the field of 9/11 studies, and should be regarded as mandatory reading for every conspiracy buff. Here’s a glimpse of what you get:
Think of Protocols of the Elders of Zanuck as Rainer’s Culture of Critique. The book is huge – and by “huge” I mean phone-book-sized! – and comprises a treasure trove of forbidden information. In short, this is the writing that will make or break my reputation as an intellectual of the Alt-Right. My advice to those who think they may want to own a copy of this is to buy it now, before they intervene and take it out of circulation – and spread the word to your comrades, of course! $36.50, I realize, is not an inexpensive book, but this is the lowest price I am allowed to charge by Lulu for bookstore-quality printing – it is actually cheaper in terms of cents-per-page than most white nationalist books – and I hereby promise no reader will feel that his time or money has been misspent. If for no other reason, brothers, read it FOR THE LULZ.