Once Aryan Skynet Goes Live It Doesn't Matter Who Pulled The Switch
On December 11th, 2002, Comedy Central aired a South Park episode, “Red Sleigh Down”, in which Santa Claus is captured and sexually tortured by Iraqis. Within a matter of months, however, sadistic American television children like Lynndie England would be the ones humiliating and tormenting captured Iraqis rather than the other way around.
That Christmas Eve of 2002, as UN inspectors ransacked his country to locate its weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein issued a holiday message to his people and to the world. It reads, in part, as follows:
To our great people and the people of our glorious Arab nation, especially the Christians amongst them, as well as to all honourable people, whenever they may be on this planet…
These days we receive, together with mankind as a whole, the occasion of Christmas, the birthday of Jesus Christ, son of Mary, prayers and peace be upon Him, upon our Prophet Mohammed, the son of Abdullah, and upon all prophets.
It is also the occasion of the New Year which begins under special circumstances prevailing in the whole world – circumstances which, as you know, have been manufactured by the forces of evil and darkness to create a situation of instability and chaos, dissent and antagonism, and tension in many parts of the world.
This is done in order that these forces can hegemonise the countries of the world and control their fortunes and the wealth and future of their peoples.
To achieve these objectives, the forces of evil resort to various ways and means of lies and deception, fabrication and false accusation, threats and military aggression.
It is in this context that the American-Zionist campaign against Iraq is being launched, while the tone of a threatened, large-scale military aggression against our peace-loving people is growing louder, in addition to the aggression already inflicted and the unjust blockade still in place.
The aggressors use flimsy pretexts and fabrications, totally alien to the truth, despite the fact that Iraq has co-operated, and continues to co-operate, with the United Nations and the Security Council, and has expressed its firm desire to find common grounds of understanding and action, including our dealing with the bad Security Council Resolution 1441.
Iraq wants to prove the sincerity of its course and position, and that when it says it is not in possession of any such weapons, Iraq means what it says.
Hence, we are confident that the outcome of the inspection operations will be a big shock to the United States, and will expose all American lies, if things remain on a technical and professional course with no hidden agendas, and if only the inspection teams could rid themselves of the pressures put on them by the United States, Britain and Zionism.
Then the world will discover the falsehood of the US claims and will see the real intentions of wickedness and perfidy harboured by US officials.
The game currently played by the US administration, supported by the British government, with Zionist backing and incitement, has become well-known now. Its goals are clear to everyone. […]
The principles and teachings stressed in our Holy faith in Islam and called for by Jesus Christ, Peace be upon Him, require us to pause at them and derive from them the great meanings of confronting the enemies of Allah and humanity, in order to please Allah Almighty, satisfy our conscience, and achieve our noble objectives and honourable aspirations.
The road towards this end and to deter the injustice, aggression and wickedness of the evil-minded is the road of Jihad and struggle, through which we can achieve our aspirations.
He whom Allah protects cannot be defeated.
Those who follow Satan will go down the precipice of defeat.
CNN’s website, instructing readers to “dust off your credit cards”, observed that the miserly Christmas shopping season of 2002 was a “brutal” one for the retailers; but the Associated Press, one year and one invasion later, was pleased to report that Hussein’s capture “couldn’t be a better holiday gift for merchants”. So far as Aryan Skynet staff were able to ascertain, the Associated Press was never asked for an apology, nor was one issued, for the blatantly anti-Semitic “merchants” stereotype utilized in this anonymously written report.
South Park peddlers Matt Stone and Trey Parker, for their valuable propaganda role in dehumanizing the Iraqi leader for adolescent audiences beginning late during the Clinton years, received a special present of their own from the U.S. military, The Telegraph revealed in 2009:
During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series. […]
Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army’s 4th Infantry Division.
He said: “We’re very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. It’s one of our biggest highlights.
“I have it on pretty good information from the marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie.
“Over and over again – which is a pretty funny thought.
“That’s really adding insult to injury.”
Saddam Hussein, as events would prove, did not enjoy the protection of Allah. One can only hope, however, that the Iraqi statesman was accurate in his prediction about the future of “Those who follow Satan”.