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Deconstructing Pumpkins


Ordinarily I ignore the “Tom Woods Letter” emails that contribute to the clutter in my Yahoo inbox; but this evening’s item is so essential in identifying a seasonal scourge that I feel obligated to share it with my fellow anti-racists. Titled, “There’s White Privilege in Your Pumpkin Spice Latte”, it reads as follows:

The crazies always seem to out-crazy themselves. They out-crazy themselves faster than you can think up ways they could get any crazier.

Not long ago, a scholarly journal called GeoHumanities published an article by two academics called “The Perilous Whiteness of Pumpkins.”

One of those academics describes her academic interests as including “Southern cultures, gender, food studies in the humanities, feminist theories, Appalachian studies, public humanities, oral history practices, and the intersections of race, class, and gender in American literature and society.”

You get the idea.

Here’s my challenge to you: imagine what the abstract for this paper would look like if it were designed to be a parody of the actual paper.


Now here’s the actual abstract, and I’ll bet it’s even nuttier than the parody you imagined in your head:

This article examines the symbolic whiteness associated with pumpkins in the contemporary United States. Starbucks’ pumpkin spice latte, a widely circulated essay in McSweeney’s on “Decorative Gourd Season,” pumpkins in aspirational lifestyle magazines, and the reality television show Punkin Chunkin provide entry points into whiteness–pumpkin connections. Such analysis illuminates how class, gender, place, and especially race are employed in popular media and marketing of food and flavor; it suggests complicated interplay among food, leisure, labor, nostalgia, and race. Pumpkins in popular culture also reveal contemporary racial and class coding of rural versus urban places. Accumulation of critical, relational, and contextual analyses, including things seemingly as innocuous as pumpkins, points the way to a food studies of humanities and geography. When considered vis-à-vis violence and activism that incorporated pumpkins, these analyses point toward the perils of equating pumpkins and whiteness.

Whenever you hear someone calling for more money for higher education, understand that they’re calling for more of this. This does not survive in the absence of subsidies.

There are professors whose entire record of publication consists of inanities like this.

Where does four years of that get you?

Serving pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks, of course.

Is it any wonder, then, in view of the troubling cultural baggage of this decorative staple of Halloween and the white supremacist triumphalism of Thanksgiving to see that notorious skinhead Billy Corgan belongs to a band called the Smashing Pumpkins?

Rainer Chlodwig von K.


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27 comments on “Deconstructing Pumpkins

  1. icareviews
    October 19, 2016

    Reblogged this on icareviews.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. BMan
    October 19, 2016

    Well shoot. They have their watermelons. What’s the big deal?

    Liked by 4 people

    • Hipster Racist
      October 19, 2016

      It would be so awesome if “pumpkin” became a sort of racist code for “Whitey” like watermelon is for blacks.

      Let’s make it happen folks.

      Liked by 3 people

  3. kerberos616
    October 19, 2016

    Reblogged this on Kerberos616.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. bob saffron
    October 19, 2016
  5. Hipster Racist
    October 19, 2016

    So that’s why I love Pumpkin Spice Lattes so much. I thought it was merely the delicious taste, but now I realize it’s an expression of my White Privilege.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Hipster Racist
    October 19, 2016

    I’ve already explained how I feel out “outrage porn” – especially, sexual outrage porn. When some site like the (((Daily Stormer))) or Tard Youth posts pictures of gay parade marchers in their underpants – you know, to show how “degenerate” they are – I always have a sneaking suspicion there’s a little bit more going on there. They clearly enjoy thinking about this “degeneracy” a lot – they seek out and share examples of it, the more “degenerate” the better.

    Your typical college feminist these days is treated with such kid gloves they are literally reduced to writing their own S&M rape fantasies, full of tall, athletic conservative Republican frat boys gang banging them, heartlessly ignoring their cries of pleasure pain.

    So, what to make of a (white) woman whose entire career is based around writing about “race” … “employed in popular media and marketing of food and flavor” and the “complicated interplay among food, leisure, labor, nostalgia, and race?”

    Oh, sure, on the surface it’s “problematic” – you have to say that. Sort of like the early pornographic films had to pretend to be “documentaries” and open with a guy in a lab coat discussing sex in a “scientific” manner. But no one was fooled – the draw was the porn, not the science.

    So, what’s the draw of middle aged white academic “liberal” ladies writing about racist food? Isn’t it obvious? They LOVE the delicious racism, they revel in their White Privilege. Sure, they have to officially say they are “against” the yummy yummy racism, but is anyone really fooled? “You think I’m just baking a pumpkin pie for Halloween, but I’m actually expressing my ancestral heritage on the plantation oppressing black slaves!”

    Nigella Lawson: the domestic goddess, the “queen of food porn”. What is she selling? Her television personality is a whored-out Delia Smith minus culinary expertise. Nigella isn’t selling food, she’s selling the fantasy of a ‘kept woman’, which– if we’re honest– has more appeal to most women than dreams of corporate stardom.

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    • icareviews
      October 19, 2016

      This crap is just the academic equivalent of clickbait. Scholars are rewarded for debasing themselves and writing intellectualized idiocy that vilifies whites.

      Liked by 2 people

      • Hipster Racist
        October 19, 2016

        Steve Sailer made the point that race is a taboo to us the way that sex was a taboo during the Victorian era. For the Victorians, everything was about sex – supposedly they even covered up piano legs lest they trigger lust in men by reminding them of the legs of a woman.

        Spencer said that the label “racist” is meant to trigger shame. Recall the white actress at the Oscars that referred to a black actor as “articulate” – then quickly remembered that calling a black person “articulate” had been declared “racist” recently – she started blushing and stammering like a school girl who had accidentally made a sexual double entendre.

        Whenever something obvious is repressed – like sex or race – it tends to come out in various ways. Telling someone “don’t think of an elephant” guarantees they will immediately think of an elephant.

        So the more complicated the racial etiquette is, the more people are going to flub their lines, and the more something innocent is going to be taken as “really” referring to the taboo subject.

        A good comedian can tell sexual jokes all day long without ever saying something explicitly sexual – and a good racist can make race references without ever explicitly referring to race.

        These academics are just trolling us, sure, but they are able to do that because we’re all supposed to pretend that race doesn’t exist. As long as “racism” is some problem that needs to be addressed, people who are paid to “fight racism” are going to find it anywhere they can – including delicious pumpkin spice lattes.

        And isn’t it true that only white people living on farms are ever going to taste a fresh delicious pumpkin? It’s not like a black kid growing up in the ghetto are ever going to have a fresh pumpkin – and Starbucks doesn’t take EBT, so maybe he’ll never even taste a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

        We racists are looking at this all wrong – we should be the ones finding racial “code” everywhere. Oscar Wilde said that everything in the world is about sex, except for sex. Sex is about power.

        In our case, everything in the world is about racism.

        Except for “anti-racism.” “Anti-racism” is about power.

        Liked by 2 people

  7. guest
    October 19, 2016

    That story is so cheesy, you would think it was cooked up by The Onion!

    But pumpkin does sound better than skin head, or bugster…

    Liked by 3 people

  8. smartwhiteguy
    October 20, 2016

    I read that Hitler used to carve insanely detailed jack-o-lanterns for the big NSDAP Halloween bashes.
    Unfortunately no photographs of them have been saved for posterity.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Alexandros HoMegas
    October 21, 2016

    Maybe off-topic:

    Does anyone think that Trump is destroying the GOP for the Jewish elite? They hate Conservatives even when they swear loyalty to Israel and the Neocon takeover of the GOP wasn’t enough to please the Jewish Elite. Heck, the Neocons are now in the Hillary Dems!

    Like Hipster said before, Trump candidacy was started by NY Jewish Democratic lawyers. But even with all this I would like to see Trump winning just for the lulz.

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    • Hipster Racist
      October 21, 2016

      Here’s my theory on Trump. It’s mostly the same as before but conditions have changed so I assume that Trump’s changed.

      No, I don’t think “the Jewish elite” are “controlling” Trump or that Trump gets a phone call from the Elders of Zion every morning at 8am with his marching orders.

      Trump’s probably dreamed about being President since he was a boy. He was urged to run by Clinton because Clinton thought he would be easy to beat. He was urged to run by various NYC Jews for the same reason – and on the off chance he won, he’d be good for Israel, and the business interests of those specific Jews that started his campaign.

      Trump himself never expected he’d win the primary, but it would give him some publicity and help establish his new cable news channel. Trump told his staffers to listen to talk radio and find three major issues he could run on. His staffer came up with Common Core, Obamacare, and illegal immigration. So Trump gave his famous speech, started winging it, and we he started talking about Mexico “not sending their best” – classic Trump winging-it – it hit a nerve.

      All of a sudden he was Evil Racist Hitler and he started getting his TV shows and beauty contests cancelled. Trump’s ego doesn’t allow him to back down, so he doubled down and he started winning even more. When he realized he had to get serious, he roped in guys like Jeff Sessions. He tried to get some more Likudniks on his side, like Sheldon Adelson, but the price was too high and the Jewish establishment started freaking out because he was riling up the goyims.

      Trump has always been consistent on the trade deals, so when the GOP started attacking him as a “economic nationalist” and a “populist” – he doubled down. This made him more popular. Likud was already making a separate peace with Putin, and Putin complimented Trump, so Trump took it as a good thing. When the establishment attacked him over it, he doubled down on that too.

      I’m a huge fan of Kevin MacDonald because he gave us a way to understand the Jews and Jewish power without relying on Catholic superstition and “Protocols of Elders” style conspiracy theories.

      There is no “Elders of Zion” telling Trump what to do. There are, of course, Jews whispering in his ear. Trump loves Jews, he loves Israel, but he’s not “controlled” by them and he’s quite clearly doing things and bringing up issues that Jews don’t like.

      It’s as simple as that.

      So yeah, I do think Trump is doing a lot of this “for the lulz.”

      Liked by 1 person

      • indravaruna
        October 21, 2016

        “Likud was already making a separate peace with Putin”

        My view of this is that Netanyahu is smart enough to avoid a direct confrontation with Russia, there is a lot of Russian Jews in Israel and he knows Putin doesn’t play around. So he using his American and European proxies to confront Russia.

        The Likudniks must be happy with the Neocons in the US State Department (Nudelman) starting a war with Russia, the Neocons and Likud are one and the same, the same objectives in Syria, Iran and the rest of the Middle-East.

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      • guest
        October 21, 2016

        Trump gives “fake it til you make it” a whole new meaning. They will have to start teaching it in schools now because of him! He also made a whole lotta anti whites stand up to be counted, that’s the biggest achievement of his run, if you ask me, de-cloaking establishment fifth columnists. He is also essentially a proxy for joe white, and every insult hurled at him, was one hurled at you, hell, Obama just called Texas a swamp of crazy the other day.

        But it will interesting to see how white activism will look like, when it’s mathematically impossible to turn things around via the democratic process in the US after Hitlery finally pushes through amnesty, will that situation be better or worse for the movement (if we can even call it such)?

        Presidential bids will be like the current 2016 senate election in California, where the choice is between two democrats, both women, both half something.

        Don’t blame me, i voted for Kodos!

        Liked by 2 people

      • icareviews
        October 21, 2016

        “he’s not ‘controlled’ by them”



      • Hipster Racist
        October 25, 2016

        “chris dorsey of the Virginia Militia”

        Eh, I prefer the Wall Street Journal for business news, not that I’m questioning the investment savvy of the Virginia Militia. I quoted the WSJ about Trump’s businesses last year.

        “The Jews” in the case doesn’t mean Jewish businessmen, it means Jewish political interests like the ADL that support mass immigration and multi-culturalism. I’m not of the belief that all Jews are talking orders from some shadowy Elders of Zion, or that anytime a White talks to a Jew, he becomes immediately hypnotized and must then obey his Jew Master without question.

        I’m a partisan of MacDonald precisely because he has explained Jews without resort to superstition and conspiracism. The saying goes:

        If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem. — J. Paul Getty

        We’ve all seen how the Trump’s campaign has played out. Are we going to speculate that it’s all been some impossibly complex plot by the Elders of Zion, who not only are capable of playing five dimensional chess while everyone else is playing checkers, but also never make mistakes? They can anticipate every trend, are never taken by surprise, and always speak with one voice?

        Sometimes I wonder if anyone in the pro-white movement has ever actually met a Jew. They really aren’t all that impressive.

        Do people really think that it’s like a Trevor Moore comedy skit?

        If the Elders of Zion have decided they want to rile up Whites around America to stop mass immigration, attack political correctness, and get the US out of multilateral trade deals, they I say, “Mozel Tov.”

        It likely won’t make too much difference in the short term, as Trump is probably going to lose.


      • Sam J.
        October 23, 2016

        This very good. I wonder if Trump knows about 9-11? Surely he must. If what you say is true he could round these people up.

        Liked by 1 person

  10. sineadmcarthy
    October 21, 2016

    Reblogged this on Heathen Women.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. Sam J.
    October 21, 2016

    Shiksa goddess, Goyim goddess has great videos.

    Goyim Goddess about Trump!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. bob saffron
    October 21, 2016

    Trump is still very much beholden to (((financiers))). Hard to know what his cash-flow situation is like, should asset prices come down from their lofty heights.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. bob saffron
    October 21, 2016

    Highly-geared asset traders have benefited from a secular decline in interest rates. This can go on for only so long (1981…?). I imagine Trump’s porfolio boast a miserly yield, and his wealth depends almost exclusively on the capital valuation of his properties. Flat or rising interest rates will put him under intense pressure, yet again. He’ll need (((friends))).


  14. guest
    October 22, 2016

    Rainer, that How Jews Own Donald Trump is scary, the decision that he is worth more alive, as they put it, was made in 1997, and guess when The Apprentice started? Promptly in January 2008!

    The transcript of the full documentary where the clip is from:

    “TRUMP: Well, I didn’t like thinking about it but there was always that possibility. I mean, you owe billions and billions of dollars and you have the more dangerous personal guarantee at $ $975 million. And, you know, you can have wonderful assets and all but the economy was a disaster. Real estate was in particular a disaster. And I certainly was in deep trouble.

    BORGER: Trump makes the point of saying he never went personally bankrupt, but there’s a reason why the banks decided to keep Trump whole.

    POMERANTZ: We made the decision that he would be worth more alive to us than dead. Dead meaning, in bankruptcy. We don’t want him to be in bankruptcy. We want him out in the world selling these assets for us.

    BORGER: So you wanted him alive because he was a salesman and could best sell his own properties.

    POMERANTZ: That’s correct. We kept him alive to help us.

    BORGER: The debt holders hammered out a five-year plan for Trump to repay his personal debts. Pomerantz resided as the mogul signed away his fortunes.”

    Hosting The Apprentice must have been part of that deal, all arranged for him to save the Trump brand.

    Liked by 1 person

    • guest
      October 22, 2016

      Or not, here is how The Apprentice came to be.

      There goes my point, i mixed up some things, never mind.

      I also remember Adam Carolla, who was a candidate once, lamenting on his podcast how they did a dozen takes for everything, it was a pure chore…

      Liked by 2 people

  15. staffordmotion
    October 22, 2016

    This just is the unbelievable crap that gets published in these modern times. Everyday on the news is another ridiculous story and I don’t know where it will end. I just laugh and ignore it but fear some people might actually believe this trash.

    Liked by 2 people

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