Once Aryan Skynet Goes Live It Doesn't Matter Who Pulled The Switch
Readers will probably be familiar with photographs seeming to show a woman other than Hillary Clinton leaving her daughter’s apartment on September 11th. “Social media users have begun sharing photo comparisons of the Democratic candidate to point out supposed ‘physical differences’ in the Clinton that was seen emerging from her daughter Chelsea Clinton’s house after the medical episode,” The Daily Mail reported two days later, adding that “critics say the woman who emerged from Chelsea’s apartment was a lookalike and not the real deal.” Aryan Skynet is pleased to announce that Lise S. Doré, the mysterious woman seen taking her leave of Chelsea’s home, has consented to make available to the public the following transcript of a surprisingly candid interview conducted with Ms. Doré by roving racist Skynet correspondent Rainer Chlodwig von K.
RCvK: Just to clarify a common misconception, Ms. Doré, are you a clone, a hologram, or merely an old-fashioned lookalike?
LSD: Well, technically speaking, I’m a genetically enhanced lookalike. I have naturally occurring correspondences with Mrs. Clinton’s anatomy that have been reinforced and magnified through manipulation and targeted redirection of my own genetic material’s potentials.
RCvK: How long have you been in this line of work?
LSD: Since 1978, when Bill first won the governorship of Arkansas. It was decided at that point that both Bill and Hillary would be groomed for possible stewardship of the Oval Office by their old Skull and Bones handlers at the CIA. I think it was Zbigniew who really made the push for that initially.
RCvK: Are you really on a first-name basis with Bill and Hillary Clinton? Or, were you, I suppose, is the question I ought to ask. Both Clintons are deceased, correct?
LSD: Correct. Oh, yes, I knew Bill and Hillary very well. And no, they weren’t lizards! [laughs] Very nice people and wonderful racists.
RCvK: Is it fair to say that the Clintons constituted a white nationalist power couple?
LSD: I would say so. Bill used to subscribe to The Ron Paul Survival Report, and talks were held at the highest levels about what to do with Sister Souljah. “Should we Tupac her?” – that sort of thing. In the end, he went with the silly speech they wrote for him to give at the Rainbow Coalition. Bill really hated those sorts of engagements and always had a Secret Service man ready with the hand sanitizer in the back of the car after he’d had to shake hands with black preachers or little kids. Hillary was the same way. Something that would surprise a lot of people about Hillary is the secretly friendly relations and mutual admiration that existed between the First Lady and Dr. William Pierce. She owned an autographed copy of The Turner Diaries that’s slated to be displayed in the reading room of the Hillary Rodham Clinton Presidential Library once I’m out of office in 2029.
RCvK: Do I understand correctly, then, that you have been appointed to serve as commander in chief for the next twelve years?
LSD: You heard it at Aryan Skynet first, folks!
RCvK: Was Hillary assassinated? The date of September 11th was rather conspicuous, wouldn’t you say?
LSD: No, Hillary died of pneumonia. It was a really ironic and tragic thing, the way she contracted her illness, because all of her life she had been so unusually health-conscious. Most journalists, even the ones who specialized in covering Hillary, are unaware that she was a longtime student of ancient Indo-European techniques of esoteric yogic self-discovery. Very much in the ascetic tradition, she slept in a box that was lined with nails – which, really, was why the sex fizzled with Bill, who was never as interested in self-improvement as Hillary was and could never get used to that terrible honesty in the nails – and she had a retreat in the Ozark Mountains, away from the governor’s mansion, in Arkansas back during the eighties, where she could be naked every day and communed with her close companions Eleanor Roosevelt and Heinrich Himmler. I went up there with her a few times, but she could never get me to try everything. One of the Aryan yoga techniques she stuck with up to the very end was the ice water showers first thing in the morning. Even after she got sick earlier this year, Hillary always insisted on keeping up with her regimen and wouldn’t tolerate any advice to the contrary. She was always suspicious of the Jewish doctors her people were always trying to get her to see. “That’s what the bastards tried to do to Stalin,” she used to say. “Kikes better not try to pull that shit with the HRC.”
RCvK: What are your personal feelings with regard to race?
LSD: Hillary definitely redpilled me on race. I’m a Nordicist first and foremost, but sometimes, during my squishier moments, I do find myself moved to middling sympathy for the Slavs.
RCvK: Many readers will no doubt wonder why, if Hillary had such an aversion for Jews, she surrounded herself with Jewish advisors and even did her ostensible obeisance to the cabal at AIPAC.
LSD: That was one of the reasons she kept a doppelganger around, actually. I was always the one in the room with Sidney Blumenthal and the other Elders of Zion and, yes, that was me at those AIPAC conferences, too, I’m afraid. Hillary couldn’t bear to be in a room with a bunch of disgusting Jews for five minutes without blowing up and ranting about the Holocaust hoax or the USS Liberty incident or the Babylonian Talmud. Hillary was the one behind that highway accident that Monica had in 1999. Don’t get me wrong, Hill was dear to us all, but she could be pretty vindictive where the untermenschen were concerned. She wanted to finally flatten Israel following 9/11, but had to keep quiet like everyone else because of the compromising information the Anti-Defamation League had in its files about her ties to the National Alliance, the Order, and other white supremacist groups. There was one especially embarrassing photo of her with Edgar Steele that I remember.
RCvK: On the subject of embarrassment, Ms. Doré, you are no doubt aware that a number of bloggers, Twitterati, and YouTube conspiracy theorists have recently posited the existence of a Hillary lookalike. Is the Hillary campaign at all worried by such developments?
LSD: Oh, hardly. We’re the ones that made that happen. What do you think the googly eyes and glasses and twitching and midday makeovers were for, anyway? It’s strictly a hangout, dear, and designed to engender a series of Hillary clone conspiracy theories precisely because we want the idea and the meme of a Hillary clone to become the subject of public derision. Nobody with a lick of intelligence takes these everything-is-a-hoax people seriously. Most of the hits they get for their videos are either from cannabis enthusiasts or from condescending rubberneckers. Some of these people even think I’m that poor Teresa Barnwell person.
RCvK: In one of the stranger videos, you appear on a stage without registering in the viewfinders of the cell phones held directly in front of you. Were you digitally edited into the shot, or is your image somehow, rather like a vampire’s, resistant to certain photographic technologies?
LSD: It’s an Illuminati thing. You wouldn’t understand. [laughs]
RCvK: Some of the YouTube conspiracy theorists can be rather cruel when describing your facial features. Charles Walton, for instance, recently made reference to your “strange balls”. How does this make you feel?
LSD: Well, as Tallulah Bankhead said, “Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.” Really, it doesn’t bother me at all, and it rather compliments my craft. I’m paid to put on these bizarre displays of Hillaryism, remember.
RCvK: I’m glad that you take it in stride, Ms. Doré, because, if you don’t my saying so, I find you rather an elegant lady. Rather attractive and well-preserved, and it made me angry to hear him saying such nasty things about you.
LSD: All the world’s a YouTube, and every masturbator’s a critic.
RCvK: Are you any relation to Gustave Doré?
LSD: No, not that I’m aware.
RCvK: Once elected, do you plan to turn the tables on the Jews and rule as an iron-fisted Goddess-Empress?
LSD: No, it’s essentially going to be twelve more years of the same old hat, but with a series of hoax shootings at cosplay conventions committed by fake crazed Twitter Nazis. The first Muslim pope will be the big story of Christmas 2017. All of the Occidental Observer contributors catch the hybrid EbZika virus and die in 2018 and then five of the major ISIS leaders in Iraq, Iran, Libya, Egypt, and Syria come out of the closet, plunging the Caliphate into a bloody transnational civil war that leads to a “grassroots” social media movement on Facebook and college campuses for intervention on behalf of the RI or Rainbow of Islam forces. Arab and African immigration into Europe proceeds apace, and Matt Forney finally hits the New York Times bestseller list with Do European Mud Ho Tent Cities and Victim Shelters.
RCvK: That’s pretty amazing. One more question, Ms. Doré. Walton, in another of his videos, also highlights the presence of a mysterious white object in your mouth during the first interview you gave to the press following Mrs. Clinton’s terminal illness. Are you able to give us any clues as to what that object was?
LSD: I borrowed your gum, remember?
RCvK: A thousand kisses to you from European America.
LSD: Again, as Tallulah Bankhead said, “I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me.”