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A List Of Things That Are Racist

I was unaware that eating three square meals a day is racist, but it is:

Why You Should Stop Eating Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner: Dogmatic adherence to mealtimes is anti-science, racist, and might actually be making you sick.

I then discovered that there are at least some attempts to keep a comprehensive list of racisms, here:


Academic freedom, Adam Sandler films, Adopting black children, Air, Aladdin, All you can eat taco bars, Aloof, American Girl, American flag, Amnesty, Angry, Arab face/white belly dancers, Arresting international gun runners, Avatar, Babies, Banning Baggy Pants, Banning hoodies, Beards, Being against minimum wage increase, Being against ObamaCare, Being anti-union, Being white, Being white, Benghazi investigation, Bitcoin, Black dogs, Body Mass Index, Boehner, John, Black hole, Black-on-white rape, Border security, Breaking Bad, Brown bag lunch, Bugger, Calling a jerk a jerk, Calling a spade a spade, Capitalism, Carp, Changing election days/times, Charter schools, Chicago, Chicago Blackhawks, Chinese Fire Drill, Christians, Christianity, Cleveland Indians, Climate change, Clint Eastwood’s chair​, Clinton, Bill (opposition to), Coachella Valley Arabs, Coconut bras, Colbert (Stephen), College transcripts, Colorblindness, The Constitution, Country music, Crime, Crossing your arms, Cruz (Ted), Cutting off a mic, Death penalty, Democrats, Descartes, Democracy, Discussing war on Christmas, Dogs, Duck Dynasty, Dumbo, Dylan (Bob), Ears, Ecstasy, Emojis, Ending racism, The Enlightenment, Entitlement society, Expensive vacations, Experience, Fantasia, Fat, FBI rat, Fewer black Major League Baseball players, Fingernails, Firefighter tests, Flower Drum Song, Food stamps, Founding Fathers, Fox News, Fracking, Game of Thrones, Getting food poisoning at an ethnic restaurant, Global warming, Golf, Google, Government shutdown, Grass skirts, Gummy Bears, Guns, Gun owners, Gun rights, Gyp, Harvard Business School, Hashtags, Hello kitty video, Hiring a hitman, Hump day, Hurricane during a political convention, Hussein, I Blame Myself video, Ice cream trucks, Impeaching a corrupt bureaucrat, Impeachment, Improving a neighborhood, Improving failed schools, Incompetent, Insulting drug dealers, Intelligence, Interracial marriage, Internal Revenue Service, Job performance reviews, The Jungle Book, Kaling (Mindy), Kicking a door, The King & I, Kitchen Cabinet, Lack of black Oscar winners, Lackadaisical, Lady and the Tramp, Law & Order, Lazy​​, Lesbians​​, Liar, The Little Mermaid, The Lone Ranger, Lord of the Rings, Lorde, Los Angeles police dogs, Losing a union vote, Low information voters, Master bedroom, Marijuana laws, Military haircuts, Nabbing corrupt politicians, The national debt, The national debt (again), The NBA, Nigerian email scammers, Not expanding Medicaid, Not liking tacos, Not liking Washington DC, Not visiting a mosque, Nullification, Obama (yes, Obama), Obama’s declining popularity, Old men, Only dating people of your own race, Opposing big government, Opposing Bill Clinton, Opposing Common Core, Opposing gay marriage, Opposing immigration reform, Opposing Medicare reform, Paddy wagon, Palin (Sarah), Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Peanut gallery, Perry (Rick), Peter Pan, Phiesta, Phi Gamma, Photography, Pocohotas, Play on words, Pollution, Pre-school, President Obama, Private schools, Privileged, Professor, Prosecuting a black abortionist, Pro-Life, Punctuation/spelling/grammar, Punishing an organization that repeatedly violates university rules, Questioning a black person’s genius, Race neutral college admission policies, Radio talk show hosts, Reading, Reagan (Ronald), Recognizing Israel, Republicans, Rescheduling elections, Romney (Mitt), Romney voters​​​​, Santa Claus, School mascots, Scrutinizing Obama, Self defense, Selfies, Siouxper drunk, Showboat, Shuck and jive, Sick days, Silicon Valley, Snow, Someone else’s money, Stating a crime suspect’s race, Star Trek, States rights, Superhero movies, Supreme Court, Surviving a concentration camp, Sushi chef Halloween costume, Swan, Take back our country, Taking jobs from Americans, Teacher tenure, The Tea Party, The terms “black” and “white”, The Village People, Thomas (Clarence), Thoroughly Modern Milly, Thug Twain (Mark), The word ugly, Unemployment benefits (not extending), University of Utah fight song, Union bosses, Unqualified, Uppity, Urban, Venture capital, Video games, Voter ID laws, War on drugs, Washington Redskins, Welfare, Welfare queen, White Jesus, Winning 50% of the vote, Workfare instead of welfare, You didn’t build that, You lie, You people, Zero tolerance rules that impact black students, Zionism



10 comments on “A List Of Things That Are Racist

  1. BMan
    September 8, 2016

    According to the list I am definitely a racist.



    • Hipster Racist
      September 8, 2016

      It made me realize I’m not nearly as racist as I thought I was.

      I have a lot of work to do.

      Liked by 1 person

      • guest
        September 8, 2016

        You should make an alternative list with only hipster stuff, like flannel shirts, craft beer, the smiths etc.


  2. Hipster Racist
    September 8, 2016

    Considering my handle, it caught my eye that beards are racist:

    It begins with white Americans at the time of the Revolution who derided barbering as the work of “inferiors.” It continues with black entrepreneurs who turned it into a source of wealth and prestige. And it concludes with the advent of the beard—a fashion born out of desperation but transformed into a symbol of masculine authority and white supremacy.

    Now I’ve never even grown one of those long hipster beards. I usually keep it full, but closely cropped. And I can’t stand hair on my neck, so I’ve never technically had a neck beard.

    But now I see that my dislike of shaving was really a subconscious expression of my white male privilege and even a declartion of white supremacy.

    The fact that I am now seeing what appears to be actual white hairs in my beard, one assumes, it’s the racisms inside finally coming out.

    I just can’t hide it anymore.


    • icareviews
      September 8, 2016

      Uh-oh. You’ll have hell to pay when McZOG finds out you have a (((beard))).


    • Mike Miller
      September 10, 2016

      Actually, he’s got a damn cool beard. But still nothing beats Nigel Greene’s in ‘ZULU ! ‘

      Liked by 1 person

  3. kerberos616
    September 8, 2016

    Reblogged this on Kerberos616.


  4. icareviews
    September 8, 2016

    Reblogged this on icareviews and commented:

    If you see something, say something.


  5. Pingback: A List Of Things That Are Racist | Hipster Racist

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