Know Your Duke for Senate Meme Part Two: The Adventures of Colonel Cuck
After Dr. David Duke declared his candidacy for the Pelican State’s vacated Senate seat in July, it quickly became apparent that his principal competition for the disaffected white vote would be retired Air Force Colonel Rob Maness, a cookie-cutter cuckservative clod currently cuddling up to the corrupting creatures at AIPAC. Not surprisingly, Duke’s Die-Hards, among whom this writer is proud to include himself, took to trashing the crooked cuck with a storm of no-holds-barred trolling on Twitter. What follows is a blow-by-blow selection of the “greatest hits” delivered to Maness’s flabby excess of ego thus far.
The late, great Fash McQueen, who was shoahed by Twitter not long into the campaign, was one of the first to engage in tweeted terrorism for Dr. Duke. Fash also proved to be one of the most influential with his creation of the #ColonelCuck meme, which began as a reference to Maness’s typically cuckservative pandering to blacks and other minorities.
Another variation on the Colonel Cuck meme.
Colonel Cuck’s involvement with the immigration-friendly Hispano Chamber of Commerce in Albuquerque has been a rallying point and a focus for Maness-trashing among Duke supporters. The “Manass” spelling of Maness’s name was this writer’s contribution.
A meme with a similar sombrero theme from Duke supporter The Dank One.
One of a series of memes from the mysterious “rt88”.
Yet another mischievous ISIS-themed meme.
The Dank One’s “Praying Maness”, one of the weirder anti-Maness memes.
A goofy meme inspired by Devo’s “Whip It” video.
A previous Maness campaign presented the candidate as a rugged alligator wrestler. This inadvertently zoophilic shot comes from a television commercial.
One of the earliest “Manass” memes was this crude item incorporating both Maness’s Zionist treachery and his alligator fetish.
One of Maness’s favorite themes his his military service. As the story goes, he was working in the Pentagon on 9/11 and saved one of his fellows from the rubble after Flight 77 hit. In later years, a tearful reunion was staged for political purposes. The title of this meme is “The Day the Cuck Cried”. Roy Orbison, singer of the hit tearjerker “Crying”, provides the moving accompaniment.
This sequel to “The Day the Cuck Cried” incorporates Maness’s neocon origins and associations with Bush’s War on Terror.
The ever-popular hand-rubbing motif.
“Burn this bitch down!”
Rob “Dead Babies” Maness
Hilariously, Maness posed for a photograph with a man named Ali Akbar and tweeted it to all of his followers. This, of course, has caused no end of mirth among his enemies.
“Macho Maness” with fellow cuckservatives George W. Bush, Maness backer Rand Paul, documentarian Dinesh D’Souza, anarcho-cuckservative journalist Kevin Boyd, and living Louisiana legend Ali Akbar.
He means the one on the right.
Cuckservative Maness poses as a traditionalist and a constitutionalist in the tradition of the Founding Fathers, but still denounces Dr. Duke for maintaining racial positions much less radical than those of men like Washington and Jefferson. #CantRebukeTheDuke
Fry the friendly skies with Louisiana’s top short order cuck.