Once Aryan Skynet Goes Live It Doesn't Matter Who Pulled The Switch
If a single lesson emerges from the tragic terror of the pile of patriotically pozzed corpses on the dancefloor of the Pulse men’s club in Orlando, it is the undeniable fact that freedom-loving Americans of all walks of life – blacks, gays, Latinos, liberals, conservatives, women, men, transgender, gun control advocates, and national security hawks – must finally set aside their differences, uniting all their political might to elect the one presidential candidate who has demonstrated his solidarity with all of these groups in their unending struggle against Radical Islam and, more important than this, pledged his loyalty to the Israeli people, whose recent experience with Twitter-affiliated neo-Nazi terrorism underscores the necessity of a globally concerted effort to stamp out the scourge of assault-rifle-enabled Caucasian Jihad. That man, of course, is Donald J. Trump.
Initial reports identified the killer of over fifty patrons of Orlando’s Pulse as the White Muslim ISIS extremist and Christian fundamentalist Omar Mateen. Eventually, however, and with the indispensable assistance of vigilant SITE researcher Rita Katz, authorities were able to identify and detain a second gunman, alleged stand-up comedian Sam Hyde, whose history places him in suspicious proximity to a number of other terrorist events from Sandy Hook to Garland to Paris to Brussels. Hyde is also a person of interest in the lynching of gorilla-American Harambe at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden. ISIS involvement in Orlando is beyond dispute after investigator Walid Shoebat’s report that the Caucasian Caliphate’s Ministry of Propaganda released a warning about an imminent Florida strike three days before the attack. Aryan Skynet asks only that its readers will vote for Donald Trump and keep the interests of Israel foremost in all of their prayers at this perilous time.