Once Aryan Skynet Goes Live It Doesn't Matter Who Pulled The Switch
It just keeps getting better and better.
Obama, elected on a backlash against the George W. Bush administration’s two terms of warmongering and the economic collapse triggered by comical corruption on Wall Street, has racked up a record of more wars than his predecessor and is now giving his swan song defending those same Wall Street bankers.
Hillary Clinton, Democratic heir apparent, is engaged in a crap fight with Bernie Sanders, an 80 year old Communist Jew, who has stolen the young, idealistic progressives right out from under her, just like Obama did last time. While the Democrats paint themselves as the party of the “future” and “progressive values,” their front runner has resorted to attacking those very same young liberal voters as “sexists” and “racists” as her proxies are attacking Sanders for not allowing Hillary to interrupt him during debates, because she’s a woman, and that would be “sexist.” They even came up with a new political slur, “Bernie Bros,” meant to paint Sander’s base as sexist, out of touch reactionaries.
The National Rife Association is defending Sanders for his uncharacteristic support of gun rights, meanwhile, the George Soros-funded “Black Lives Matter” movement has attacked Sanders at his public events, telling his white liberal supports to “shut up.” White progressives, aghast, are reduced to blabbering about Sander’s “marching with MLK” 60 years ago, long before anyone in the audience was even born. Sanders can’t stop tripping over his tongue, now reeling from yet another mini-scandal after saying that “white people” don’t know what it’s like to be “poor.”
That’s the Democratic side, which can’t even hold a candle to the drag-down, knock-out civil war going on in the Republican party.
The GOP was all set to crown Jeb Bush as the next in line of the Bush dynasty, and failing that, nominating Cuban-American Marco Rubio, a light-weight, one term Senator from Florida who was supposed to be the Republican Obama. Instead, celebrity billionaire and reality TV star Donald Trump showed up and has tipped the GOP race – and the party itself – into absolute chaos.
Trump, channeling liberal icon Michael Moore and sounding like more of a 9/11 Truther than Howard Dean in 2004, accused George W. Bush of “lying” about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction to start the Iraq war under false pretenses and has promised to find out what “really brought down” the World Trade Center in 2001. Jeb Bush, after haplessly defending his brother’s record, dropped out of the race, with single-digit polls, in a humiliating defeat. The GOP debates have devolved into a farce as Trump and Rubio all but pull out their junk to compare sizes on stage.
Trump, who has two Jewish children and grandchildren living in Israel and a long record of supporting Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his Likud party, is being hysterically attacked as the new Hitler (Hitler the 13th) by the Anti-Defamation League’s Abe Foxman. Foxman, visions of Nuremberg rallies dancing in his head, has plotzed into his yarmulke at the sight of crowds of White people raising their right hands and pleding their support to “The Donald.” Jewish neo-cons are hysterically threatening to vote for liberal Democrat Hillary, who they now claim will be a more reliable warmonger, “conservatism” be damned.
Trump, who has spent decades befriending black celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey and Michael Jackson, petulantely brushes off desperate attempts by the media to smear him as a “racist” and associate him with the Ku Klux Klan and David Duke.
A complete outsider to the GOP who has far closer ties to Hillary Clinton, the Democrats, and the liberal media than to Jeb Bush, the Koch brothers, and FOX news, Trump has dominated the media without spending a dime on TV commercials. Enthusiastic crowds of White people all over the country are wildly cheering as Trump rails against “political correctness” while promising to build a “big, beautiful wall” on the southern border to keep out illegal Mexican “murderers and rapists” – and make Mexico pay for it. Conservative Inc. is reduced to propping up a despised hack, Cuban-Canadian Ted Cruz, who Trump keeps reminding the voters isn’t even a natural born citizen, thus ineligible to even run for President.
The GOP establishment is in such a panic they are all but attempting to draft two-time loser Mitt Romney to somehow broker a split convention and somehow, someway, stopping Trump from a likely hostile takeover of the entire GOP apparatus.
Meanwhile, another New York billionaire, sometimes Democrat, sometimes Republican, sometimes indepedent Michael Bloomberg is watching from the sidelines, threatening to run as an independent against Sanders if Hillary Clinton goes down due to her felonious violation of National Security law, the Democrat’s front-runner currently under investigation by the FBI with indictments far more likely than anyone ever imagined. The Sanders vs. Clinton match-up is highlighting a massive racial split in the Democratic party coalition as Black and Brown voters throw their support behind Hillary and Whites vote in astonishing numbers for Sanders.
The Republican overlords panic as Trump seems likely to bring in more Black and Brown voters than their carefully selected token minorities ever had a chance to, while drawing in massive numbers of new Republican voters from the same White working classes the Democrats always pretended to speak for, the so called “Reagan Democrats.”
The only outcome that is guaranteed is that both the Republican and the Democratic establishments wind up completely discredited in the eyes of their presumed voters and at least a few more months of absolute political chaos at every end of the partisan spectrum.
I feel like it’s my birthday!