Once Aryan Skynet Goes Live It Doesn't Matter Who Pulled The Switch
A political fixer, BREAN is pitching a Hollywood producer, MOSS.
MOSS: Who? The, uh, you know, the public.
BREAN: They gotta know? Stan, get with it. Who killed Kennedy? I read the first draft of the Warren Report, says he was killed by a drunk driver. You watched the Gulf War, what do you see day after day? The one smart bomb falling down a chimney. The truth? I was in the building when we shot that shot, we shot it a studio in Fall’s Church, Virginia, one tenth scale model of a building.
MOSS: Is that true?
MOSS: Yes. Okay, and you want me to do what?
BREAN: We want you to produce.
MOSS: You want me to produce your war?
BREAN: It’s not a war, it’s a pageant. We need a theme, a song, some visuals, We need, you know, it’s a pageant.
A political rally. Presidential candidate TRUMP is taking questions from an audience member, BILL FROM WHITE PLAINS
TRUMP: We’re going to have some fun now, because instead of making a speech that I’ve been doing over and over and over, I want to take questions. We like that, right? Alright let’s start with this group over here. OK, this man, I like this guy.
BILL FROM WHITE PLAINS: I’m Bill from White Plains. Hey man, ok? We’ve got a problem in this country. It’s called Sudanese. We know our current President is one. You know he’s not even an American. Birth certificate, man.
TRUMP: We need this question. But is has to be the first question? (laugh and shrug shoulders.)
BREAN and MOSS watching rally on TV, BREAN has his phone to his ear
BREAN: What do you want him to say?
MOSS: Have him say, “we have training camps in this country and they want to kill us.”
BILL FROM WHITE PLAINS: But anyway, we have training camps, growing, where they want to kill us. That’s my question, when can we get rid of them?
TRUMP: We’re going to look at a lot of different things, a lot of people are saying that, and a lot of people are saying that bad things are happening out there. We’re going to be looking at that and plenty of other things.
MOSS: Why Sudan? They got to have something that we want. What do we have that they want?
BREAN: Uh, freedom?
BREAN: Well, uh, they’re oppressed?
BREAN: No, no, no. Fuck Freedom. No. Fuck Freedom. They…. They Want… They Want To Destroy the Godless Satan of the United States… They want to destroy our Way of Life.
MOSS: Okay, okay, okay, could we … okay… the President is in Saudi Arabia. He is dealing with a Dispatch of the B-2 Bomber to Sudan. Why?
BREAN: Well, uh? Geopolitically … I mean, that’s why we came to you!
MOSS:We’ve just found out They Have the Bomb. We’ve Just Found Out They Have The Bomb, aaaand… No, No wait a second, no, no, wait a second, No. The Bomb’s not… it’s not there — because they’d have to have a rocket and that shit and they’re a buncha wogs …
BREAN: Uh, well …
MOSS: Wait! It’s a suitcase bomb. It’s a suitcase bomb! I didn’t even know I said that. It’s a suitcase bomb, and it’s …. in Texas! Sudanese Terrorists have placed a suitcase bomb with an immigrant kid in Texas.
Close up on TV News broadcast
NEWS ANCHOR: This is headline news. Teachers at the Irving Independent School District in Irving, Texas, had police arrest a 14-year-old student named Ahmed Mohamed for bringing to school an electronics device he claimed was a digital clock, but teachers said looked like a bomb. Police escorted Mohamed out of school in handcuffs – photos of the arrest show him wearing a NASA T-shirt – and accused him of trying to build a bomb.
Hoax or hate? Headline News investigates after the break!