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WhiteSave.Me: The App That Delivers Privilege

http://whitesave.me/

WhiteSave.me enables White men to help non-Whites to succeed in life without disrupting existing systems and long-standing traditions.

Lack of privilege getting you down? The privilege you need is just a tap away.

Connect with a white guy. Get privileged, life-saving advice.

Problem solved! Privilege delivered, and you can move on.

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I had a job in tech but was hitting an invisible ceiling as a Latina. A friend told me about WhiteSave.me’s Premium Model where you can get a personal White savior in the flesh. I signed up and got connected with Trevor.

Once everyone saw us hanging out during my lunch break, they started including us in their happy hour invitations. He advised me to read ‘Lean In’ and hang a poster of Sheryl Sandberg near my desk. Trevor doesn’t know anything about tech, but he really enjoyed explaining how tech works and telling me how to behave so that upper management would notice I was in the room without feeling threatened by my capacities. He advised me to look less Latina, be sure I never seemed angry, and dress more conservatively so I wouldn’t be seen as too sexy to be taken seriously. He also told me to stop speaking Spanish to my family on the phone during work hours, and let me tell you, that worked wonders in this company!

After following Trevor’s advice, I moved up in the company. They even asked me to head up my company’s ‘Diversity Working Group’ this year, now that I don’t seem quite so “diverse.” It’s pretty amazing what a little advice from a White guy can do. I gotta say, Trevor was right, even though I didn’t want to believe it.”

Maria Luisa (Mary Louise), age 28, started being more White-like and got a promotion by using our Premium Model service, all because of Trevor.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why do you assume that White people have privilege?

A: Buzzfeed and other media sources have reported that White privilege is a “thing.”

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3 comments on “WhiteSave.Me: The App That Delivers Privilege

  1. Senatssekretär FREISTAAT DANZIG
    August 3, 2015

    Reblogged this on Aussiedlerbetreuung und Behinderten – Fragen and commented:
    Glück, Auf, meine Heimat!

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  2. icareviews
    August 3, 2015

    Reblogged this on icareviews and commented:

    This century sucks.

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  3. Hipster Racist
    August 3, 2015

    Reblogged this on Hipster Racist and commented:

    Now you can have your very own White Male to learn privilege from!

    Like

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